tags:
#dont be sad

stardustmote:

Some “scary” animals would like you to have a better day. 

(Source: 4AMHauntings.Tumblr.com)

(Source: unnecessaryhorns)

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

bujnik:

Finally.

An accurate representation of therapy.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

(Source: illkim)

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

(Source: indevan)

tags:
#me

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

nursejoy:

hOW WWOULD YOU SURVIVE

sketchballchange:

zaksaidso:

dqdbpb:

HOLHO - Hologram projector for smartphones and tablets.

does it work with dick pics tho?

image

muttkid:

flink-ansikt:

flikkerlicht:

Super edgy pastel graphics telling you how not to be an asshole!

THANK YOU

YES

THESE ARE PERFECT

these are so fucking great